|---My name is Eli.
Things I like: Guitar, John Mayer, snakes, pierced ears, lasagna, shopping, biting, tight clothes.
|My Brother:||Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?|
|My Brother:||Why is it called a building when it's already built?|
|My Brother:||If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?|
|My Brother:||When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...|
|My Brother:||If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?|
|My Brother:||Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?|
|My Brother:||What's the speed of dark?|
|Me:||-awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-|
Would it really bug you if I answered your hatemail requesting me to stop answering hatemail?
My original intention was to be a stand up comic, comedy writer, and perhaps an actor if my luck allowed. I performed stand up in bars, coffee...